Escuse me, sir. Can you spare a few moments to talk about Bacon?
The United Church of Bacon founders have set forth a general mission.
- First and foremost, Praise Bacon! (Even if you don’t like bacon – gasp – all you have to do is enjoy the scent.)
- Openly fight religious discrimination against non-religious people and demand equal rights for everyone
- Provide wedding services to the secular people of the world
- To encourage people to report violations of the law by church members or officials who believe they deserve special privileges while at church