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Spell Rhymes of the Second Level

Here’s another installment of my short poems mages and clerics can utter while casting spells, this time of the second level. I previously wrote rhymes for first level magic user spells and first level cleric spells.

Continual Darkness

Inky darkness, down you clamp.
Spread and stifle beacons all.
Let no candle, torch, nor lamp
Shine its light beyond this wall.

Continual Light

Now from star and sun comes light
That spreads and stays forever long.
A shining beacon, true and white,
Proclaims the virtue of the strong.

Detect Evil

Open I pry my eyes to see
Any evil threats to me.
Glow, you creatures from planes beyond.
Open, eyes! Respond! Respond!

Detect Invisible

Spirits hiding from naked eye
Reveal yourself by outline drawn
With silv'ry pen of open sky
That shines your shape with bolts of dawn.

Invisibility

Descend yon darkened veil upon
Searching eyes now clouded, unclear.
You once were here, but now you've gone.
And with this touch you disappear.

Knock

For sticky door or stubborn key
With gentle tap, I now unlock.
To raise the bar and gain entry
Three times on solid clasp I knock.

Levitate

Now, rise by unseen hand. Soar high!
Keep floating while I concentrate.
Drift up from earth and towards the sky.
Behold the one that levitates.

Locate Object

By hoary hosts and spirits strange,
Upon my thoughts be fixated.
If found it could be within range,
Let now the thing be located.

Mind Reading

Thoughts are waves that through ether ride
Into my probing mind to scan.
The secret consciousness resides
And fills the space. My mind expands.

Mirror Image

Swirling, twisting, false images
Mimic form of magic casters.
Every strike must hit visages
Until final figment falters.

Phantasmal Force

A vision projects from my mind.
A silent illusion appears.
Concentration keeps it confined.
By doubt or touch the image clears.

Web

Like spider silk but more secure,
Now sticky strands extend and bind.
If ignited, let flames endure.
Entrap my prey in threads entwined.

Wizard Lock

Magic lock hold this portal fast.
Let wizard's knock only through.  
Make a seal that forever lasts,
So secret treasure hide from view.

The clerical spells follow.

Bane

Oh lord on high, fill my body
With a spirit inspiring dread.
Attacks will fail, and foes will flee,
Who within fifty paces tread.

Bless

Bless my friends, oh holy father.
Let courage fill their very hearts.
Pang of fear can never bother
Those who honor thy holy art.

Charm Animal

Music calms the savage beast, and
So do words most gently spoken.
That same creator joins our hands.
Friendship ties are now awoken.

Find Traps

Any peril laid by evil
I pray to see out before me.
Traps by glowing will be seen full.
Trust have I in him most holy.

Hold Person

Let glory hold thee in splendor.
My will is force, which I will prove.
Though mind is awake, surrender.
Limbs, be stiff unable to move.

Resist Fire

Fire harms none who honor the name
Of precious lord whose prayer they spoke.
Like saints of old who walked through flame,
Let faith provide a cooling cloak.

Silence

A globe of silence honors most
The one who spoke the world's first word.
In this moment speak no boast
Nor let no arcane spell be heard.

Speak with Animals

Creature made by the same divine,
Listen and understand my voice.
Converse with me if you incline.
To speak with me remains your choice.

Spiritual Hammer

By fervent faith in holy might
I call forth his awesome clamor.
Let my enemies quake in fright
From my spiritual hammer.

Update: see more Rhymes for Spells.

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Humor

Santa is a Fatso

Once again, it’s the time of year to enjoy the Angry Snowmans, a band that plays classic punk songs with the lyrics changed to be about Christmas. Imagine if Weird Al only made parodies of songs you already enjoyed and the subject was always about holiday experience, whether it’s drinking too much eggnog or putting up the lights.

This band helped shape my son’s love of 80’s hardcore punk, because when I was driving him around between class and the gym years ago, I’d play all these songs. And we’d talk about the originals.

Understand, there’s only thing I want for gift

New Red Rider BB Gun.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. No way!

To the tune of Police Story by Black Flag

We grew out of listening to The Cinnamon Bear long ago, but the Snowmans will definitely get more time on the stereo this season. I will be imaging the grinch singing “Christmas makes me so mad, I know just what to do: steal it from whos”, and I’ll warning my wife “you don’t go near the mistletoe with me”. (Too much horror Christmas, you see).

Santa is a fatso.

He’s got a bowl of jelly for a mouth.

Santa is a fatso,

But you know he owns this house.

To the tune of My Old Man’s a Fatso by The Angry Samoans
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Creative Pursuits Programming

The Tragic Illusion of Mechanized Consensus

Boldium hosted another excellent forum on AI this week, this time emphasizing how machine learning integrates with visual design. Nick Foster offered a fascinating metaphor for AI—that of an overdriven amplifier pushing the input into fuzzy distortion. His opening slide presented Black Flag on stage. I could hear Greg Ginn’s crackling plexiglass Ampeg guitar twisting out a chromatic swirl of notes in the same way the the DALL-E 3 tears away curtains before a window into a disturbing nightmare realm.

I started thinking about how these models are produced by consuming vast volumes of information filtered through the expedience of what’s available on the Internet. Out of this cauldron of goo come offerings. They are a momentary consensus of the ghosts in the machine. Shout your command, “Hearty stew with root vegetables, beans and mutton”, and out of the miasma come four attempts to comply. The first spoonful is too hot. The second bite includes coffee beans. The third includes a miniature sheep. Probably one of the four is close, but you’ll spice it up anyway by tweaking the prompt.

The ghosts produce this consensus and seem to ask you to make the final decision. It reminds me of Howard Roark’s trial where he talks about there being no collective brain.

There is no such thing as a collective brain. There is no such thing as a collective thought. An agreement reached by a group of men is only a compromise or an average drawn upon many individual thoughts. It is a secondary consequence. The primary act—the process of reason—must be performed by each man alone. We can divide a meal among many men. We cannot digest it in a collective stomach. No man can use his lungs to breathe for another man. No man can use his brain to think for another. All the functions of body and spirit are private. They cannot be shared or transferred.

The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand

These AI models are the closest approximations of a collective brain yet produced. What they produce is often incoherent, even marked by insanity. The results can be valuable in the context of an individual putting in the effort to rationalize them. Aside from the creator applying craft to the generated product, the spectator draws from the context to make sense of the experience. Yesterday, I enjoyed an AI cover of Paul McCartney singing Take On Me. (The vocals from an acoustic a-ha performance are replaced with a McCartney voice model). Being prompted with the suggestion that the voice was the famous Beatle lends power to the illusion. And when you hear it, you might remark, “wow, that’s crazy.”

Consider the source of the data used by the models: the Internet at large. It’s a noisy, obnoxious place. You’ve blocked plenty of jerks from your social media feeds, and you don’t bother reading annoying blogs, but the information is still out there. It was all scraped off and stuffed into one vat of slop from which we randomly pluck chunks.

It’s often ugly or disturbing, similar to looking into a mirror or riding BART. The full spectrum of all the ideas expressed on the public Web, both good and evil, are projected outward, and if you don’t angle the prism just so, you get a glimpse into a world of horror. There may be a few simple precautions in place, like being handed dark glasses during an eclipse, but staring directly into the sun is always a choice. It can be painful.

In reaction, the censors emerge to better affix the protections. Naturally, the vendors do not wish to be selling certain unacceptable ideas, even if they are user-generated. Microsoft cannot afford to be the source of Mickey Mouse depicted performing off-brand acts such as flying a plane into New York City.

In my favorite hobby, roleplaying games, I often use random tables, as is traditional. These tables combine to produce multi-part constructs. The classic use is Appendix A of the Dungeon Masters Guide that generates dungeon maps. The text states upfront that the model, comprised of more than twenty lookup tables, can produce unwanted results that the user can discard or modify.

Discretion must prevail at all times. For example: if you have decided that a level is to be but one sheet of paper in size, and the die result calls for something which goes beyond an edge, amend the result by rolling until you obtain something which will fit with your predetermined limits. Common sense will serve. If a room won’t fit, a smaller one must serve, and any room or chamber which is called for can be otherwise drawn to suit what you believe to be its best positioning.

Dungeon Masters Guide, Appendix A, Gary Gygax

This process is the low-fi equivalent of prompt engineering and post-production work done on AI images. I use tables to generate the contents of rooms, and the results sometimes present a puzzle. Why are giant beetles guarding glass jars filled with tree bark? I can invent an explanation, perhaps adding clues, such as a diary kept by a druid taking samples from trees. Or I can let the mystery hang there for the players to sort out. That’s when the game can be surprising and delightful as the players invent explanations I could not expect.

In a larger scope, the entire RPG campaign is an exercise in consensus world building. The game rules provide some structure and imply a world. If we’re playing Dungeons & Dragons, we know we’re in a world where gold coins are money, and brave adventures go off to find dungeons in hopes of finding gold and growing more powerful. As the game master, I add even more structure. I can declare only humans can be clerics. I can give an XP bonus to dwarf characters who hoard their gold. The other players build the world with their choices as well.

Nothing in the implied world or in anything I planned anticipated the players spending a lot of time knocking monsters unconscious and bring them back to town. The game does have rules for subduing enemies. From that kernel, the players in my longterm campaign invented the enterprise of capturing wild animals and monsters to sell in town. They relish the idea of running across wandering giant animals to place in cages.

The players behaved as if there were a market for giant animals. I didn’t dismiss the idea, so it became part of the game world. If everyone else around the table had declared it a rotten idea, maybe we’d have discarded it. It led to more interesting events. After the exhibition of a giant python in the town square, everyone knew the adventurers had been into the swamp where trespass within is forbidden by decree. That created an interesting interaction with the town sheriff.

The experience of the game is an evolving consensus that produces entertainment. It’s an average of the expectations of the players and the game authors. The game rules are mostly static, of course. The players add new ideas consistently. The game pleases everyone.

Now consider injecting the entire consensus of the Internet into the game world. Google Bard says it can take “several thousand” tokens as part of a prompt. It can’t track everything that happens in one game session, much less the entire chronicle of the game going back years. It can draw upon the generic information pulled from the Internet, and it might know something about the Basic Fantasy RPG campaign I’ve run since 2017 and relentlessly document on EmptyZ. When I asked it, “Who are Tienarth’s Raiders?” It guessed that I was talking about Dungeons & Dragons and then made up everything else.

Tienarth’s Raiders are a fictional mercenary group in the Dungeons & Dragons campaign setting of Forgotten Realms. They are led by the half-orc Tienarth, a skilled tactician and warrior. The group is known for their ruthlessness and efficiency, and they are often hired by wealthy patrons to undertake dangerous or difficult missions.

“Who are Tienarth’s Raiders?”, Google Bard

Tienarth is an elf magic-user, the game is BFRPG, and the Raiders don’t work for wealthy patrons. Almost everything in the response was generic tabletop roleplaying game dreck. It’s as if all the competing thoughts about a band of adventurers canceled out to equal nothing. Maybe it’s like that Harry Nilsson line from The Point, “A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all.”

I’d almost rather the model told me Tienarth’s Raiders are a type of cheesecake made from radioactive stardust, not something that seems sensible but is completely wrong. It asks too much of the public, generic models to provide anything meaningful to the personal game world built by a small group of friends. A model fine-tuned on issues of Dragon Magazine and White Dwarf could be interesting, though.

I wonder how long it will be until we can check off boxes of data from different subcultures (e.g. mix in Dragonsfoot, exclude The Forge) to fine-tune the models on demand.

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Humor Programming Science

Degeneration is Real

What’s model collapse? Here’s what the Brave AI Summarizer says:

Model collapse is a degenerative process that occurs when new generative models train on AI-generated content and gradually degenerate as a result. This process is inevitable, even for cases with almost ideal conditions for long-term learning. A recent study by researchers in Canada and the U.K. explained the phenomenon of model collapse. Learning from data produced by other models causes model collapse, whereby models forget the true underlying data distribution over time. ChatGPT and Bard are headed for model collapse.

Typing “model collapse” into Brave Search

Jerry Casale has warned us about de-evolution for over fifty years, that the increasing use of technology slowly devolves our species. His inspiration, Maerth’s The Beginning Was the End, offers a theory about increasing intelligence through consuming brains.

One ape discovered that eating the fresh brain of one’s own kind increases the sexual impulses. He and his descendants became addicted to brains and hunted for them. It was not until later that they noticed that their intelligence increased as a result. The outcome of this process is HOMO SAPIENS.

The Beginning was the End, p. 37

If model collapse is real, then LLM cannibalism is producing increasing artificial un-intelligence, a reverse of the effect described by Maerth. Could it be that the frequent hallucinations demonstrated by AIs only appear nonsensical to us because our primitive brains merely watch as a superior consciousness disappears into the horizon? I’d prefer not to believe so, but I must recall the final line in DEVO’s cover of “Are You Experienced”: not necessarily beautiful but mutated.

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Creative Pursuits D&D Poems

More Spell Rhymes

Here are more short rhymes for spells, this time those for the first level cleric.

Cause Fear

Thy weakened will is torn away.
Flee, you coward, without delay.

Cause Light Wounds

Come black shadows, the sun descends.
Embrace the darkness without end.

Cure Light Wounds

Let holy light hold back death.
Mend the wounds and calm the breath.

Darkness

Ebon cloak of obscurity
Descend on eyes that none may see.

Detect Evil

Now I pray my eyes to see
Any evil threats to me.

Detect Magic

Holy patron, if it's present
Make magic incandescent.

Light

Eternal light that shines from high
Illuminate as bright as sky.

Protection from Evil

Within this circle I am secure.
Summoned evil must abjure.

Purify Food and Water

Banish all impurity.
This food and drink will nourish thee.

Remove Fear

Though fearsome shadows doth appear
Our hearts are troubled not by fear.

Resist Cold

Let inner warmth be never lost.
Resist the hands of chilly frost.

Update: see more Rhymes for Spells.