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Degeneration is Real

What’s model collapse? Here’s what the Brave AI Summarizer says:

Model collapse is a degenerative process that occurs when new generative models train on AI-generated content and gradually degenerate as a result. This process is inevitable, even for cases with almost ideal conditions for long-term learning. A recent study by researchers in Canada and the U.K. explained the phenomenon of model collapse. Learning from data produced by other models causes model collapse, whereby models forget the true underlying data distribution over time. ChatGPT and Bard are headed for model collapse.

Typing “model collapse” into Brave Search

Jerry Casale has warned us about de-evolution for over fifty years, that the increasing use of technology slowly devolves our species. His inspiration, Maerth’s The Beginning Was the End, offers a theory about increasing intelligence through consuming brains.

One ape discovered that eating the fresh brain of one’s own kind increases the sexual impulses. He and his descendants became addicted to brains and hunted for them. It was not until later that they noticed that their intelligence increased as a result. The outcome of this process is HOMO SAPIENS.

The Beginning was the End, p. 37

If model collapse is real, then LLM cannibalism is producing increasing artificial un-intelligence, a reverse of the effect described by Maerth. Could it be that the frequent hallucinations demonstrated by AIs only appear nonsensical to us because our primitive brains merely watch as a superior consciousness disappears into the horizon? I’d prefer not to believe so, but I must recall the final line in DEVO’s cover of “Are You Experienced”: not necessarily beautiful but mutated.

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Creative Pursuits D&D Poems

More Spell Rhymes

Here are more short rhymes for spells, this time those for the first level cleric.

Cause Fear

Thy weakened will is torn away.
Flee, you coward, without delay.

Cause Light Wounds

Come black shadows, the sun descends.
Embrace the darkness without end.

Cure Light Wounds

Let holy light hold back death.
Mend the wounds and calm the breath.

Darkness

Ebon cloak of obscurity
Descend on eyes that none may see.

Detect Evil

Now I pray my eyes to see
Any evil threats to me.

Detect Magic

Holy patron, if it's present
Make magic incandescent.

Light

Eternal light that shines from high
Illuminate as bright as sky.

Protection from Evil

Within this circle I am secure.
Summoned evil must abjure.

Purify Food and Water

Banish all impurity.
This food and drink will nourish thee.

Remove Fear

Though fearsome shadows doth appear
Our hearts are troubled not by fear.

Resist Cold

Let inner warmth be never lost.
Resist the hands of chilly frost.

Update: see more Rhymes for Spells.

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D&D Poems

Dungeon Shanties

Players in adventure games (TTRPGs) behave much like pirates. They probably should sing songs about their experiences.

Dead Companion

(Sung to the tune of Drunken Sailor)

What can you do with a dead companion?
What can you do with a dead companion?
What can you do with a dead companion,
Deep down in the dungeon?

Chorus
Run, run, run for the exit!
Run, run, run for the exit!
Run, run, run for the exit
Deep down in the dungeon!

Heave him out and bury him proper
Heave him out and bury him proper
Heave him out and bury him proper
Deep down in the dungeon!

Chorus

Loot the body and let it rot there
Loot the body and let it rot there
Loot the body and let it rot there
Deep down in the dungeon!

Chorus

Feed him to your mates as iron rations
Feed him to your mates as iron rations
Feed him to your mates as iron rations
Deep down in the dungeon!

Chorus

That's what we do with a dead companion
That's what we do with a dead companion
That's what we do with a dead companion
Deep down in the the dungeon.

Chorus
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Rhymes for Spells

When a wizard casts a spell, he utters a few words, perhaps a lone “abracadabra”, but more dramatically, a rhyming couplet or even an entire poem, as in “Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble…” Here are a few rhymes for spells of the first level.

Charm Person

By this wink and by this smile,
My new friend I do beguile.

Darkness

Ebon cloak of obscurity
Descend on eyes that none may see.

Detect Magic

Cosmic forces arcane and divine
Illuminate thyself with pale outline.

Floating Disc

Invisible porter, hand like a plate,
Remain at my side and hold my weight.

Hold Portal

Portal, hatch, door, and gate,
Let no intruder infiltrate.

Light

Eternal light that shines from high
Illuminate as bright as sky.

Magic Missile

Missiles, missiles, one, two three,
Strike my foes unerringly.

Magic Mouth

Listen and watch, mouthy illusion.
Deliver my words upon instrusion.

Protection from Evil

Within this circle I am secure.
Summoned evil must abjure.

Read Languages

Jargon, gibberish, and obscure babble,
Decipher prose from scribble-scrabble.

Shield

Stop the arrow, stop the sword,
Magic shield, be my ward.

Sleep

Count the sheep of endless number.
Resign yourself to peaceful slumber.

Ventriloquism

I send my words without a trace
To speak as from another place.

Update: see more Rhymes for Spells.

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Halflings are Full People

I doubt hobbits worry about being half as important as big people.