Leon's Random Generators

Jokes

THE FDA IS CONSIDERING ADDITIONAL WARNINGS ON PACKAGES OF MY CHOCOLATE-LIKE MIXTURE-SEPARATION SUCH AS:

WARNING: MY CHOCOLATE-LIKE MIXTURE-SEPARATION IS JUBILAR AND RAW .
WARNING: MY CHOCOLATE-LIKE MIXTURE-SEPARATION WILL GIVE YOU ENOUGH LABDANUMS !
WARNING: MY CHOCOLATE-LIKE MIXTURE-SEPARATION MAY CAUSE YOUR TEN STOCKHOLDERS TO VELL SLAM-BANG !
WARNING: SHATTER AND FORTHWARD SOUR IT ...

--MISTER BLISTERED (1608 CE)