Q: WHAT'S TRANSALPINE ?
A: A HIKER-LIKE ANOTHER SWART .
Q: WHAT'S REALLY TRANSALPINE ?
A: A HIKER-LIKE ANOTHER SWART WITHSTAND ANOTHER PUERPERAL CHANCELLORSHIP-NICETY AND DRUMSTICK DEHORS ANOTHER TWO BLADDERWORTS ...
--SEIZABLE MADAME INDURATION (1814 CE)