PRONOUNCED TANGENT-DANDRUFF: KNOCK, KNOCK!
NOBLE CUP: WHO'S THERE?
PRONOUNCED TANGENT-DANDRUFF: TYPICAL!
NOBLE CUP: TYPICAL WHO?
PRONOUNCED TANGENT-DANDRUFF: TYPICAL BONE!
--SMASHING LITTLE MISS SCIROCCO (183 CE)
(There's a random bar joke generator at The Brunching Shuttlecocks).