Leon's Random Generators

Jokes

Q: WHAT'S UNAIDABLE?

A: A AURICULATED THE BOWESS'S VETOING.

Q: WHAT'S REALLY UNAIDABLE?

A: A AURICULATED THE BOWESS'S VETOING INSIDE MOPSTICK AND HYDROXANTHANE AND TRANSISTOR-INTERJECTION...

--ARSENIC DUKE HABITUS-MISERY (1702 CE)

(There's a random bar joke generator at The Brunching Shuttlecocks).