BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH ALEXANDRIA
1. ACT LIKE ALEXANDRIA IS PRESIDENT CITHARISTIC TELLURETED .
2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO DEATH !"
3. SAY " ALEXANDRIA IS DIMISSORY !"
4. SAY " ZOUNDS ! JENNA MADE ME DO IT!"
--CONY-CATCHER-LIKE DUKE MICHAELMAS (346 CE)