Leon's Random Generators

Jokes

FETUS: KNOCK, KNOCK!

ANOTHER TELEKINESIS: WHO'S THERE?

FETUS: DEFORMED!

ANOTHER TELEKINESIS: DEFORMED WHO?

FETUS: DEFORMED GARDENIA!

--LITTLE MISS MAWKISH DEMIURGE (943 CE)

(There's a random bar joke generator at The Brunching Shuttlecocks).